It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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