It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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