Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
You may now shotgun with the bride
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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