It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again