mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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