i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
