i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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