did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think I am morally bankrupt
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
my nose is crying tears of wow.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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