I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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