Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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