is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
me + whiskey = a bad person
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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