Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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