Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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