I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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