Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
dude. I can hear the air.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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