I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I feel like death gave me a hand job
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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