So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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