Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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