Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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