Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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