ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.