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(931): View more from Tennessee

dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.

(803): View more from South Carolina

kinda like you and your friends.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail

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(630): View more from Illinois

note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...

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(765): View more from Indiana

He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot

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(574): View more from Indiana

It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me

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(318): View more from Louisiana

A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics

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