Dual....:-)
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
one might say we're banned from that church
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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