Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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