We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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