like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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