i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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