Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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