I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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