Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i used baking grease as lip gloss
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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