i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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