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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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