dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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