LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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