I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Randomize