I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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