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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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