dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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