found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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