I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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