R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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