The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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