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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
This is classic penis vs brain.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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