fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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