you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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