If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.