Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.