I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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