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yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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