I have demons in me.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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