I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my being single is dangerous.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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