Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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did i walk over a car last night?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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