its not stalking. its research.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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