Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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