So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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